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Friday, May 25, 2007

YTMND tosses me

Must have been the seminal drip
Bloody thing was taking up too much of my time anyway.

Spent half my days looking for suitable, or non suitable images to put on the thing.

Yes folks, I am the proud owner of a lifetime ban (I think it's lifetime - maybe that's just the half life) from the owner of YTMND (You're The Man Now Dog).

Apparently. Seems I may have offended someone /something, and I think all my hard work has been vaporised... lost to history.

People will look back on this day: 'Day One-PostYTMND', and shake their heads in wonder.

Well, maybe not shake their heads, maybe not even look back, but it did sound dramatic don't ya think?

All this happening with me in the middle of a Church meeting - as you know I am an avid member of the the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, an acknowledged Pastafarian - there I am worshiping away blissfully unaware that the big axe of YTMND is falling down on me.

I spend another hour after the Pastafarian meeting gathering (ripping off) unsuitable images to distort into something meaningless and hopefully offensive, and go back to YTMND to check what's happening and they've closed the gate.

I'm gone mate. Dogshit on a shoe. That's it. Case closed. Do you know how many sites I haven't been banned from? Do you know how hard I try? I'm there, I've been outcast.. shit, all those images. Damn, I'll have to hang 'em somewhere else....

So, Friday, didn't have anything to write about; too busy messing with obscure imaging. Then, a sign from his His Noodliness to get off my arse and get on to something deep and meaningful - well, deep anyway.

Do ya see where a good religious belief will get you? I shall include, for your worship, the proof of the existence of the FSM, as seen in the Sistine Chapel yesterday.

straight after posting this YTMND came back in all it's glory - so much for managing to get banned. But, where there is a case of mention of FSM, the content must stay. For that is what his Noodliness would expect.

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Thursday, May 03, 2007

May, here now..

It's all in the hair

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